fortune cookie, ftw

You could make a name for yourself in the field of medicine.
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At a Chinese buffet with two teacher friends, I was listening as they both commiserated about the uncertainty of their unemployment after the year's end. I repeated my (ridiculous) suggestion/offer of a (ridiculous) small business entrepreneurship that (ridiculously) required no capital.

One found some comfort in this fortune. I'll have to find another business partner, I suppose.